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Thursday, July 27, 2006

Commander Commando


Why do Girls wear panties? My friends and I were discussing the need for panties a week ago. I mean yes we understand that men have to wear under garments for oh so many reasons but why do girls? That time of the month is an exception, but seriously is the reason behind panties lost on me (and B) for some reason? If you are aware of its benefits please enlighten us.
One of my answers was that it was because sometimes when you're running to the bathroom a tiny droplet may beat you to it. Therefore, a material to hold all those droplets is in need.

While trying to find the answer online, I came across the following link which I found to be quite informative:

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/board/about40792.html

So apparently another reason is that it's fun! Why DO men like to wear womens underwear? Do men in Kuwait even wear women's underwear? Do they sneak into the laundry room when the maid isn't looking and try on their sisters panties?

I say we all unite together against this uncalled for fad. Let us raise our panties over our heads and say NO! We will fight this with every resource (or lack of) we have. Let's go commando!


Update: Thank you Miya Fushi for providing the following link. Yet another reason to go commando. Operation Anti-Panti:
www.chicken-nugget-central.blogspot.com/2005/12/operation-anti-panti.html


This post is not meant to offend. It is all in light humour.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Tagged by Extinct-Dodo

I know I haven't posted in a while but I just didn't think I had anything interesting to say honestly. Hopefully this'll give me a push to start writing again.

BEST:
1. Male friend: The Googster
2. Female friend: B
3. Vacation: Going to Safaga with my cousins.

WORST:
1. Time of day: Right after lunch, when there are no good TV shows, no one online and absolutely nothing to do.
2. Day of the week: Friday
3. Color crayon: Green?

LAST:
1. Person you talked to that goes/went to your school: Farah
2. Talked to on the phone: Mommy.
3. Text: A friend who's helping me with school.
4. Person who Instant Messaged: Selma

TODAY:
1. What are you doing now: I'm online with my lunch right next to me, watching Dave the barbarian.
2. Wearing: Pajamas

TOMORROW:
1. Is: the day my tutor is coming
2. Got any plans: Go get my transcripts from wherever they're at.
3. Goal: Make sure to leave school at 11:40 and not get lured by perverted professors who keep me till 3.
4. Dislikes about tomorrow: Waking up at 8

FAVORITE:
1. Number: 2
2. Song: I love my bitch.
3. Color: Pink

CURRENTLY:
1. Missing Someone: No, although I'd enjoy it if my cousin came back from Arizona.
2. Mood: Regular
3. Wanting: to stop worrying.

TRUE/FALSE:
I am a cuddler: False
I am a morning person: Sometimes
I am a perfectionist: True
I am an only child: False.
I am currently in my pajamas: True.
I am currently pregnant: False.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart: False
I am left handed: False
I am addicted to Blogging: False
I am online 24/7: True
I am very shy around the opposite gender: False
I can be paranoid at times: True
I currently have a crush on someone: False
I currently regret something that I have done: True
I enjoy country music: False
I enjoy smoothies: False
I enjoy talking on the phone: True
I have a hard time paying attention at school/work: True.
I have a hidden talent: It's still hidden
I have a lot to learn: True
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal: False

ANGER
1. Are you currently mad at someone? Nope
2. Which of your friends has the worst temper? I think it's me
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone? Yes, a piggy bank at my sister.
4. Ever had something thrown at you? Yes a remote.
5. When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell and scream? I suppose I stare angrily.

EXCITEMENT
1 Has anyone ever thrown you a surprise party?
Yes, my mother
2. Are you easily excited? Yes
3. What are you most excited about? Leaving KU (if it happens)
4. If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought? Aston Martin.
5. If you could have anything right now what would it be? GW University :(

SELF-DISCOVERY
1.Name: Adorra
2. Where were you born? Kuwait
3. What’s your main goal in life? Winning a Nobel prize
4. How do you want to die? Freak accident.

OPINIONS
1. Sex before marriage? If you want.
2. Gay Marriage? Sure
3.Lower the Drinking age? No
4. Recycling? Definitely

DREAMS
1. What was your latest dream? Getting raped without the ability to yell or move.
2. Have any of your dreams come true? No
3. What was the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Being in an old village with Nancy 3ajram.


1. Straight, Gay, or Bi? Straight
2.Do you have a bf/gf? No
3.Do you have a crush? No
How many beds did you lay in yesterday? Two
What color shirt are you wearing? White
Name one thing that you do everyday? Use the longer way to get to wherever I'm going.
What color are your walls? Pink + White
How much cash do you have on you right now? I don't know
I can’t wait till…? I leave KU
When was the last time you saw your dad? Around 2/3 months
What did you have for dinner last night? A Salami sandwich from Panini
What’s the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone? I've borrowed shoes if that counts
What website(s) do you visit the most during the day? Hotmail, G-mail, Forums and Blogger.
Does anything hurt on your body right now? No

HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Have you ever failed a class? Yes twice. Both arabic.
2. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? Yes
3. Have you ever not taken a shower for 3 days? Yes
4. Have you ever slept with a night light? No
5. Have you ever danced in the rain? No
6. Have you ever lied? Yes
7. Have you ever had contacts? Yes, I wear the same pair for months.
8. Have you ever tripped over something stupid? Many many times.

PICK ONE
1. Samosa, Pakora, Kebab: Kebab
2. Bollywood, Lollywood, Hollywood: Hollywood
3. Love marriage, Arranged marriage: Both are fine, but I'd prefer knowing the person first. Then again, you never know.
4. Honeymoon, no moon: HoneymoonS
5. How many kids would u like 1,2, 3+: none
6. Kulfi, Ice cream: Ice cream
7. Shah ruk khan, Orlando Bloom: Orlando Bloom
8. Meenar-e-Pakistan, Eiffel Tower: Eiffel Tower
9. Lahore, Khi, Islambad: Lahore

I tag:
Anyone who's still checking my blog; if I read a comment from you consider yourself tagged.