Purgery

I stole this from Don's Blog but I just thought it was really cool! I'm sorry Don :( Also, I'm pretty sure Purgatory thinks that this post is about him.

This is for your entire life, including today:

Have you ever:

( ) Smoked a cigarette

( ) Crashed a friend's car

(x) Stolen a car

(x) Been in love

( ) Been dumped

( ) Shoplifted

( ) Been fired

( ) Been in a fist fight

( x) Snuck out of your parent's house

( ) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back

( ) Been arrested

( ) Gone on a blind date

(x) Lied to a friend

(x) Skipped school

( ) Seen someone die

( ) Been to Canada

( ) Been to Mexico

(x) Been on a plane

( ) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire

(x) Eaten sushi

( ) Been skiing

(x) Met someone from the Internet

(x) Been to a concert

(x) Taken painkillers

( ) Love someone or miss someone right now

(x) Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by

(x) Made a snow angel

(x) Had a tea party

(x) Flown a kite

(x) Built a sand castle

(x) Gone puddle jumping

(x) Played dress up

( ) Jumped into a pile of leaves

( ) Gone sledging

(x) Cheated while playing a game

(x) Been lonely

(x) Fallen asleep at work/school

( ) Used a fake ID

( ) Watched the sun set

( ) felt an earthquake

( ) Slept beneath the stars

(x) Been tickled

( ) Been robbed

(x) Been misunderstood

(x) Petted a reindeer/goat/kangaroo

(x) Won a contest

(x) Run a red light/stop sign

( ) Been suspended from school

(x) Been in a car crash

( ) Had braces

(x) Felt like an outcast/third person

(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night

(x) Had déjà vu

( ) Danced in the moonlight

( ) Witnessed a crime

(x) Questioned your heart

(x) Been obsessed with post-it notes

(x) Squished mud through your bare feet

(x) Been lost

(x) Been on the opposite side of the country

(x) Been on the opposite side of the world, or close

(x) Swam in the ocean

(x) Felt like dying

(x) Cried yourself to sleep

( ) Played cops and robbers

(x) Recently colored with crayons

(x) Sang karaoke

(x) Paid for a meal with only coins

(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't

(x) Made prank phone calls

(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose

( ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue

( ) Danced in the rain

( ) Written a letter to Santa Claus

( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe

( ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about

(x) Blown bubbles

( ) Made a bonfire on the beach

( ) Crashed a party

(x) Gone roller-skating

(x) Had a wish come true

( ) jumped off a bridge

Our Ice Cream Extravaganza

I took my friend P to my favorite ice cream parlour. I really <3 the place. Since my taste buds refuse all flavours of ice cream except for chocolate, I naturally ordered Chocolate ice cream. P on the other hand, decided to order the exact same thing even though she's not a fan.

This is what resulted: (I'm the one wearing orange, obviously)

We never litter but this was an exception! She got too lazy to finish it so it started dripping all over my car and her clothes. I just asked her to shove it out the window and we'll deal with the consequences later. The next day I passed by and it wasn't there which only means that the 3omal are back in business. More pics of them coming soon.

The Last Supper

This post is dedicated to Entrepreneur, sorry it has no real value. I promise I'll write something better within the next few days.

These are parts of a conversation that took place a few days ago at a restaurant. I was with my cousin and her friend. Let's call my cousin B and her friend XX. Oh and yes I know I gossip!

Me: While I was waiting for you in the car, I overheard a girl talking to a guy and he was forcing her to go home or something, so I evesdropped heh.
B: Don't you just hate controlling people?
Me: Yeah.
XX: Yeah. BTW is he her cousin or brother wila shino?
Me: Madri but it was interesting. She was saying "nassoor nassoor" and he was apparently asking her to stop calling him that and to go back home or something because she replied with an "I can call you nassoor shfeeha? Ooh I told you I'll be back when I'm done!"

In 15 minutes:

Me: That's the girl I was telling you about!
XX: Oh that's her? *looks at girl passing by*
B: Who? *turns and looks at girl*
XX: Her! do you see anyone else B?
B: Oh her. Shfeeha?
Me: She's the one I was telling you about.
B: Who?
Me: The girl with Nasser.
B: Who?
Me: The girl I just told you about! Who was talking on the phone with a guy called Nasser!
XX laughs hysterically
B: Oh okay inzain wainha?
Me: Are you serious? TAWHA MARRAT!
B: Oh heh I get it.

In around 20 minutes

XX: Oh I know her!
Me: You do? Shisimha?
B: Who?
XX: The girl.
B: Which girl?
Me: The one I was talking about.
B: Okay shfeha?
XX: I know her!! HEFFT!

In another 20 minutes

XX: I want Lamb Lettuce. Do you know where I can get it?
B: What?
Me: What?
XX: Lamb Lettuce.
Me: Lamb lettuce?
XX: Yeah.
B: Lamb as in Sheeeeeeeeeeeep? (In a high-pitched extended tone)
XX laughing hysterically
Me laughing hysterically
Me: You meant to say Baaa and Sheep at the same time didn't you?
B: Yeah. :I
XX still laughing hysterically

In 10 minutes

Me: You guys, come closer.
XX leans in
B stays where she is
Me: Come closer.
B stays where she is
Me COME CLOSER!
B: Oh okay.
B leans in
Me : You see the girl next to us?
XX: Yeah?
B: Who?
(I show her and then mention something about a cousin of ours)
B: Who?
XX: Yeah kamlay.
B: La la7tha who?
XX: B shfeech? I'm not even related to you and I got what she was talking about!
B: Oh our cousin?
Me staring at B silently
Me: I'm going to blog about this you know.
XX: Can I be named XX?
Me: Yeah okay.

Annoying isn't she? You'd be talking about something regarding someone, then she'd ask who that someone is, after you answer her she'd be like "What about her/him?" Ya3ni I was just talking about it!

Before I end this, I thought I'd show you what happened AFTER the 3omal went on strike.




They took them on a field trip! Lol I actually parked in the middle of the roundabout to take that picture! They look cute don't they?